Alright, I know I've made fun of Jersey Shore...specifically in the GTL post last time. But now I'm a little buzzed on wine and actually watching the show.
Commercial break! Shake weight. Add size, definition & strength. By the way, if your arms, chest & shoulders aren't on fire within 6 minutes...money bacl guarantee!! Science fact, not fiction. Dynamic inertia. Piston-like motion. I don't know if you knew this...but the shake weight has an iron clad, kick butt guarantee. (I tried one at Bed, Bath & Beyond and it was scary...I'm pretty sure my Saturday morning yoga class works out my arms more vigorously.)
Imagine getting paid to club & drink. Wow. I mean J Woww? I saw them all in Miami while on vacation. There was some staged confrontation in the street near where my fiance and I were having dinner. (we weren't fiance's yet...we met in Miami 6+ years ago and he proposed that night on South Beach.) And the cast of Jersey Shore was there...so romantic! :-) For real, it was amazing, regardless of who else was on the planet. :-) :-) :-)
And now, T-minus 2 weeks until we're Mr. & Mrs. Night night, too much vino...
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